tattooed-disappointment:

It Fucking kills me that girl standards in men have been lowered so much that being a decent fucking human being is like a godsend

11:58 am  •  17 September 2014  •  3,903 notes

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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1:45 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  47,729 notes

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

1:45 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  648,013 notes

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

11:46 am  •  16 September 2014  •  65,849 notes

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

11:45 am  •  16 September 2014  •  280,966 notes

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

(Source: instagrarn)

11:45 am  •  16 September 2014  •  96,904 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

11:44 am  •  16 September 2014  •  751,562 notes

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

11:44 am  •  16 September 2014  •  197,953 notes