problemactic:

wifipassworcl:

problemactic:

my nose keeps running

well you better go catch it

image

7:00 pm  •  31 August 2014  •  18,561 notes

frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

(Source: pinnacle)

11:27 am  •  28 August 2014  •  59,608 notes

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

(Source: racingbarakarts)

11:27 am  •  28 August 2014  •  404,158 notes

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

11:27 am  •  28 August 2014  •  239,172 notes
I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.
― 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
11:27 am  •  28 August 2014  •  9,261 notes

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

11:26 am  •  28 August 2014  •  107,673 notes

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

11:26 am  •  28 August 2014  •  623,074 notes

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)

11:26 am  •  28 August 2014  •  550,885 notes

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

11:26 am  •  28 August 2014  •  426,167 notes

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

11:26 am  •  28 August 2014  •  465,200 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

11:25 am  •  28 August 2014  •  276,430 notes

jailor:

now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

11:25 am  •  28 August 2014  •  159,893 notes