cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

11:12 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  102,498 notes

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  282,204 notes

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  56,281 notes

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  91,227 notes

hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

(Source: strocka)

12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  404,864 notes

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  762,988 notes

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Source: lickme-like-a-loli)

12:32 am  •  26 August 2014  •  407,934 notes

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

12:31 am  •  26 August 2014  •  402,758 notes

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

12:31 am  •  26 August 2014  •  293,118 notes

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

12:31 am  •  26 August 2014  •  85,054 notes

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle)

12:31 am  •  26 August 2014  •  412,701 notes