If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
now she want a photo
u already know tho
u only live once thats the motto badword yolo